98 dating jokes

The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding in an elevator, when they see a small puddle in the corner. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.

Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time? " and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does.

Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.

Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not.

"That's definitely cum, but nobody in our building."A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.

Here are the funniest jokes I’ve found about love, dating, relationships, and marriage. If you have any jokes to contribute, please use the comment form at the bottom of the page. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face, and the egg is frowning and looking put out.

The following are from a great book by Jimmy Carr & Lucy Greeves called The Naked Jape: Uncovering the Hidden World of Jokes [Penguin, 2006.]. The egg mutters to no one in particular, ‘I guess we answered that question.’I met a new girl at a barbecue.

This collection is very handy for writers and speakers looking for topical jokes, and it’s also just fun to read through.

Fred Metcalf has compiled an anthology of jokes and quips covering many subjects.

The following are from The Penguin Dictionary of Jokes [Penguin, 1993].

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