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Description: A funny video describing life in public men's bathrooms. If you must wait, form a single-file line, ragged, and be sure to keep looking around. Modern standards often include portions of male anatomy, discretely placed. When one outside urinal is occupied, use the other side, then middle. Looking down means you're obsessed or don't know what you're doing.
These have been known as "restrooms," "bathrooms," "outhouses," "commodes," "men's rooms," and several other names. You may chat quietly with an acquaintance, but must absolutely not call attention to yourself. A quick glance in the mirror is permissible, but absolutely don't spend a significant time arranging hair, clothing, etc.
As with any exclusive organization, wholy half the human race aren't allowed through the door, and a number of exceedingly complicated customs have arisen to maintain a sense of order and dignity. Zit popping is only permissable after checking to see nobody else is around.
If visiting dignitaries from other companies or the government may tend to use the bathroom, graffiti is forbidden. Traditionally, all pictures feature women in various states of undress. Any sufficiently interesting graffiti will be painted over by the management of the bathroom. Given a string of unoccupied urinals, you must choose one on the outside.
If there's any chance somebody can trace your graffiti back to you, don't do it. Writing graffiti in the open section of the bathroom is only acceptable if nobody can see you. If the bathroom is used by a small few, restrain comments to amusing anecdotes or chit-chat about secretaries.
If the bathroom is sufficiently public, feel free to insult different ethnic/racial/sexual groups.
Don't step back until you've closed your pants again. Don't start unzipping until you're protected by the privacy of the urinal. In point of fact, it might be better to avoid restrooms in such places in the first place. In such environments, it is recommended that one use the urinal that is located as far away as possible from any urinals that are already in use. In really rough-and-tumble environments, like, for instance, the international headquarters of "Hell's Demonic Macho Studs Who Roar Around On Large Motorized Bicycles", this "adjacency" rule should be expanded somewhat. Which creates a funny situation when a third man, nearly drowning in his own piss, opens the door to the restroom and finds only the center urinal free. He will use one of the stalls, or, if all of those are in use as well, he will piss in his pants. When you find an unflushed toilet, leave it alone and use another. Rule #3: "Never, under any circumstances, attempt to use a urinal that is in any way adjacent to one already in use". If there are three urinals lined up, men will invariably take the ones at the corners.